1. We're both so similar
oceanpixies (9:22:52 AM): Sally my wench!
queerestcheese (9:23:04 AM): is that a zoeheadcheese?
oceanpixies (9:23:10 AM): something like that!
oceanpixies (9:23:17 AM): Rynn tried to Steal you
oceanpixies (9:23:20 AM): but you won't let her
oceanpixies (9:23:21 AM): will you?
queerestcheese (9:23:39 AM): well, i might if I knew what she was stealing
oceanpixies (9:23:46 AM): you, obviously
queerestcheese (9:23:53 AM): oh yes
queerestcheese (9:24:00 AM): because I'm yours to start with
oceanpixies (9:24:07 AM): of course you are!
oceanpixies (9:24:11 AM): you're my Queen
oceanpixies (9:24:14 AM): are you trying to deny that?
queerestcheese (9:24:20 AM): er
queerestcheese (9:24:21 AM): no
queerestcheese (9:24:23 AM): I suppose
queerestcheese (9:24:25 AM): not
oceanpixies (9:24:28 AM): hehehe
oceanpixies (9:24:29 AM): t00b
queerestcheese (9:24:37 AM): does that mean you're my king?
oceanpixies (9:24:49 AM): well.
oceanpixies (9:24:53 AM): I wasn't aware I was someone else's king
queerestcheese (9:25:33 AM): oh good
queerestcheese (9:25:36 AM): *claims*
2. We both annoy each other
oceanpixies (9:34:10 AM): brb
queerestcheese (9:34:16 AM): kkkk
oceanpixies (9:34:40 AM): b
queerestcheese (9:35:45 AM): how lazy!
queerestcheese (9:35:50 AM): would it have been that much more effort to type ack?
oceanpixies (9:35:59 AM): not much
queerestcheese (9:36:50 AM): so let us practice typing ack
queerestcheese (9:36:52 AM): a
queerestcheese (9:36:53 AM): c
queerestcheese (9:36:53 AM): k
queerestcheese (9:36:56 AM): can you do it?
oceanpixies (9:37:00 AM): not sure
oceanpixies (9:37:01 AM): cka?
3. We're fantastic mates
queerestcheese (10:37:13 AM): I like you!
queerestcheese (10:37:15 AM): i'm glad we're friends
queerestcheese (10:37:17 AM): its nice
queerestcheese (10:37:20 AM): /random sap
oceanpixies (10:37:27 AM): hehehehe
queerestcheese (10:37:27 AM): seee, am in a good mood
oceanpixies (10:37:28 AM): awwwwwwwwww
oceanpixies (10:37:30 AM):
oceanpixies (10:37:31 AM): see!
oceanpixies (10:37:33 AM): I have inspired you!
oceanpixies (10:37:34 AM): I am contagious!
queerestcheese (10:37:40 AM): *diseased*
queerestcheese (10:37:53 AM): am also mildly fevered
queerestcheese (10:37:55 AM): that helps!
oceanpixies (10:38:03 AM): oooooh
oceanpixies (10:38:09 AM): I'm really contagious!
oceanpixies (10:38:12 AM): people get symptoms
queerestcheese (10:38:22 AM): you put yourself up on a pedastal, don't you?
queerestcheese (10:38:38 AM): zoe <-------------------------------------
oceanpixies (10:38:55 AM): f course!
queerestcheese (10:39:58 AM): did you know that fucking has king in it? so you are a fuc king!
oceanpixies (10:40:25 AM): yay!
queerestcheese (10:40:54 AM): fuc!
queerestcheese (10:40:55 AM): king!
queerestcheese (10:41:03 AM): boys cannot be tarts!
queerestcheese (10:41:04 AM): oh yes
queerestcheese (10:41:07 AM): that was the nickname I gave you
queerestcheese (10:41:09 AM): I forgot
oceanpixies (10:41:11 AM):
oceanpixies (10:41:12 AM): Tart?
queerestcheese (10:41:13 AM): boys cannot be tarts!
oceanpixies (10:41:18 AM): yay!
4. And finally, we both do the most stupid things
queerestcheese (10:41:39 AM): I was going to type whatever you said backwards
queerestcheese (10:41:44 AM): but yay backwards looks a bit normal
oceanpixies (10:41:50 AM): possibly
oceanpixies (10:41:52 AM): we've already done that!
queerestcheese (10:43:18 AM): done what?!
oceanpixies (10:43:28 AM): the backwards thing!
queerestcheese (10:43:37 AM): we've also done the space thing
oceanpixies (10:43:40 AM): yep
queerestcheese (10:43:43 AM): t h a t w a s o d d
oceanpixies (10:43:54 AM): n o t s o m u c h
queerestcheese (10:44:20 AM): i t t a k e s a b i t o f e f f o r t
oceanpixies (10:46:50 AM): u n a d u l t e r a t e d l o a t h i n g !
oceanpixies (10:47:08 AM): a l s o y o u d o d o u b l e s p a c e s b e t w e e n w o r d s
oceanpixies (10:47:12 AM): b u t I d o n ' t
queerestcheese (10:47:44 AM): w h a t i s w r o n g w i t h m y d o u b l e s p a c e s ? ! ?
oceanpixies (10:48:21 AM): I d i d n ' t s a y t h e r e w a s a n y t h i n g w r o n g w i t h t h e m !
oceanpixies (10:48:34 AM): I j u s t d o n ' t d o t h e m
queerestcheese (10:49:10 AM): i s t h e r e a l o t o f t h i n g s t h a t y o u d o n ' t d o ?
oceanpixies (10:49:22 AM): n o t r e a l l y
oceanpixies (10:49:37 AM): a p a r t f r o m m a r r i e d i c k y p o r t u g u e s e m e n
queerestcheese (10:49:50 AM): . . .
queerestcheese (10:49:53 AM): w e l l
queerestcheese (10:50:01 AM): t h a t i s g o o d
oceanpixies (10:50:11 AM): a n d d o n o t t a k e t h i s t h e w r o n g w a y
oceanpixies (10:50:31 AM): i t d o e s n o t m e a n I d o a l o t o f o t h e r t h i n g s !
oceanpixies (10:50:43 AM): j u s t e s p e c i a l l y n o t t h e m
queerestcheese (10:51:11 AM): t h e y a r e t h e n o n e x c e p t i o n s ! !
oceanpixies (10:51:30 AM): whatever
oceanpixies (10:51:33 AM): therearenospacesnow
oceanpixies (10:51:36 AM): forwehaveusedupallthespaces
oceanpixies (10:51:40 AM): thisisatrickaswell
oceanpixies (10:51:41 AM): however
queerestcheese (10:51:41 AM): thespacesdied!
oceanpixies (10:51:45 AM): onethatIhavemasteredquitewell
And so you see, Zoe is a nut and I am only a small nut compared. So, if we were the two balls in a sac, she would be the big one!